Just like you.
Buy It
Tough & Reliable
Multi-Day Battery Life
Anti-Distraction
Strictly For Doers
But How Will I Use Social Media?
You hate social media. You hate that you feel pressure to always be online. So does everyone else.
The only way out is to say "fuck it", and leave.
Why A Small Phone?
The world is awesome, you just don't realise it because you're constantly staring at your phone.
Big screens screw with your brain - they make you depressed, anxious, and distracted.
Small screens are less distracting, and let you actually get on with your life.
What Can It Do?
Basically everything, don't worry about it.
It runs on Android, so all your apps work like normal.
It supports contactless payments, has a decent camera, and works with your AirPods.
What Does It Look Like?
All phones look the same nowadays. Except this one.
It's small - only 4" - which proves to everyone around that you've got nothing to compensate for.
It's metal (Aluminum), it's light, and it's Orange.
Who Are You?
I'm Joe - I used to be an Addiction Enginer, but fuck that. Now I'm making tech useful instead of addictive.
Phone Specs
The phone ships with the latest version of Android (15), supports all features of any modern smartphone, and is actually designed to be less distracting.
FaceID: Yes
Fingerprint Scanner: Yes
Cameras: 16MP + 5MP
eSIM: Yes
5G+4G: Yes
NFC: Yes
Battery: 2,000mAh - 240hr idle
Headphone Jack: Yes
Upgradable Storage: Yes, up to 1TB
Screen Size: 4 inches
Screen Resolution: 540x1080
CPU: Unisoc T606 Octa-core